If you break these dating rules, then I will blog about it.

1. If you wake up at 7am to respond to text messages in the bathroom from your ex, we probably won’t work out.
2. If your ex contacts me to tell me you’re gonna be her baby daddy, we shouldn’t see each other again.
3. If you tell me you spent the night with your ex because she paid you to do so, I will deny having ever met you.

PS: What is WRONG with people?