If This, Then That

This Exercise in Conditional Constructs is Completely Unnecessary.

When I was a kid, I used to make ketchup sandwiches. Just bread and… ketchup. I rarely did this in front of people because I knew it was, umm, unusual. Now that I’m older and wiser, if I have a craving for ketchup, then I take a couple slices of turkey and cheese, put it on my favorite 12 grain bread, and I squeeze on at least an inch-thick pile of ketchup. This is more socially acceptable than squirting ketchup directly into mouth, but not quite as good.

When I was a kid, I used to make ketchup sandwiches. Just bread and… ketchup. I rarely did this in front of people because I knew it was, umm, unusual. Now that I’m older and wiser, if I have a craving for ketchup, then I take a couple slices of turkey and cheese, put it on my favorite 12 grain bread, and I squeeze on at least an inch-thick pile of ketchup. This is more socially acceptable than squirting ketchup directly into mouth, but not quite as good.

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  1. littledidiknow reblogged this from ifthisthenthat and added:
    have similar love of ketchup. 2....Mayo sandwiches, yup
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