March 2011
1 post
If you don't know me in real life, then none of...
Recently I made it to 11,111 Tweets. I had a party to celebrate. The day after I was so exhausted from tweeting 100+ times a day that I jokingly retired. I started tweeting 16 hours later. In that time I kept drafts of tweets on my iPhone. Here they are.
1) I slept on my couch. 2) My couch is soaking wet with spilled bourbon. 3) I am wet and smell delicious.
I want pizza.
Cleaning up is easy...