March 2011
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If you don't know me in real life, then none of...
Recently I made it to 11,111 Tweets. I had a party to celebrate. The day after I was so exhausted from tweeting 100+ times a day that I jokingly retired. I started tweeting 16 hours later. In that time I kept drafts of tweets on my iPhone. Here they are. 1) I slept on my couch. 2) My couch is soaking wet with spilled bourbon. 3) I am wet and smell delicious.  I want pizza.  Cleaning up is easy...
Mar 21st
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