January 2010
24 posts
If I didn't like something before, then chances...
Don’t act surprised. It’s not difficult.
“If you see someone without a smile, give ‘em yours.”
– Dolly Parton on Twitter
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...”
– Conan O’Brien (via editorlisa and dpstyles and david)
1 tag
If you still want me, please forgive me, the...
If time reversed, sunsets would sunrise & sunrise...
Eating An Orange Incorrectly
If time reversed, sunsets would sunrise & sunrise would set, & we’d wake up so tired, we’d fall asleep full of rest.
But still there’d be dark, there’d be light. Thunder, then lightning. & room after room of such waiting…
(via cursivebuildings)
1 tag
if i dread seeing him, is it okay for me to break...
Molly always asks the important questions.
My answer: If you don’t want to see him, then do not see him. A text is a-ok when he’s obnoxiously suffocating.
I’m a relationship genius when it’s not my relationship.
2 tags
1 tag
If there’s anything to say, if...
“If you’re only as good as the last thing you’ve done, then you’re not very good...”
– bitteradguy on twitter.
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
If there's good food and good company, then I'm...
I bought the 2009 À La Card deck a year ago as a way to explore great restaurants and to get $10 off each meal. I was new to Chicago and needed help knowing where to go for good eats. I used only 10 of the 52 gift certificates the entire year. At $30 for the whole deck, it was still a bargain, but this year I aim to do better.
This year I’m going to use all 52.
That’s a...
“If Superman crashes in Kansas (72 years late) I get a feeling he’ll use his...”
– Junot Diaz, What 2010 Will Be Like: The Year of More of the Same. (via thebronzemedal, yumwatch, peterwknox)
Anonymous asked: Why is the sky blue?
If you have something to ask me, then ask me... →
2 tags
If you hate boredom as much as I do, then let's go...
Wait, what? Yes.
After the No Pants! Subway Ride in Chicago on January 10, I’m going to continue going pantsless. For a week. In Chicago. In January. While I’ll be sporting my undies on the El on Sunday, I’ll put on a few more layers for the rest of the week: tights and skirts and dresses. But no pants. For a week. In Chicago. In January.
Hello?! NO PANTS IN CHICAGO IN JANUARY!!
Join me in my...
If you've missed me, then take notice:
I’m back!
A new MacBook (thanks, dad!) makes my continued internet adventures possible. I know you were worried. In the future you will see me without pants. No, really.